Shonda of the Century...I am Speechless

"Gee Mom, you sure come up with the most wholesome ideas!"

(I love how the little miss on the right is looking down & admiring her work.)

I just received this picture in a forward. I got quite a surprise when I innocently opened the email, let me tell you. Apparently this mother/daughter pair were kicked out of DisneyWorld for life because of their inventive usage of the hallowed Mickey & Minnie Mouse. (And yes, those are their real mezinkas aka boobies.)

Despite having seen alot of weird and pervy crap in my years in the Sodom and Amora that is NYC, I am utterly scandalized. I really hope that this little mishpocha is not part of Klol Yisroel. And if they are, that they choose not to debut their ensembles at the next Sisterhood tea. (Although it would be funny to see the expression on Masha Stimbelstein's wrinkled yet powdered panim...)

Let's not go into the weirdness of the fact that a mother and daughter did this together. Actually, let's get into it. Do they also star in porn films together (one as Daisy Duck the generous masseuse/town slut and one as Petunia the Pig on ecstasy, perhaps)??? And who is the fun-loving, Mardi-Gras-beads-wearing man standing next to them? The husband/father? This is all very freudian.

All of these familial issues have made me paranoid about why my mom sent this to me.

'Frum' Porn Auditions: Not for the Faint of Heart

CIn the past, I've posted funny Craig's List postings that have a Jewish spin, but this tops them all. I think it's disgusting (especially one sentence - you'll see) but far be it from me to deny you all the humor, so 'enjoy.' And if you do audition, please report to us on how it goes (and G-d help your soul).

Jewish Filmmaker seeks Frum Actors and Actresses
Date: 2007-01-13, 1:11AM EST

A noted Jewish filmmaker is looking for actors and actresses to appearin the first ever all frum German style "scheisse" film "Cholent AndThe Gedolim". To qualify, all actors must be ready and willing to have sexual intercourse on film with the other actors and actresses. It is also required to eat and smear urine and feces. We need at least two actors with white beards.

Filming will begin on location in the Flatbush area of Brooklyn Sunday, January 28th and should conclude by Monday afternoon. Compensation is $100 per day and will only be given after release forms are signed. Non-union performers are welcome. Please be over 21 with a valid ID. We also need to rent a sefer torah with a yad for the grand finale scene. We can pay $100 per day to anyone who can provide them.A ll men in the grand finale scene must bring their own tallis and tefillin (phylacteries) and white yom kippur yarmulkas.