'Frum' Porn Auditions: Not for the Faint of Heart
CIn the past, I've posted funny Craig's List postings that have a Jewish spin, but this tops them all. I think it's disgusting (especially one sentence - you'll see) but far be it from me to deny you all the humor, so 'enjoy.' And if you do audition, please report to us on how it goes (and G-d help your soul).
Jewish Filmmaker seeks Frum Actors and Actresses
Date: 2007-01-13, 1:11AM EST
A noted Jewish filmmaker is looking for actors and actresses to appearin the first ever all frum German style "scheisse" film "Cholent AndThe Gedolim". To qualify, all actors must be ready and willing to have sexual intercourse on film with the other actors and actresses. It is also required to eat and smear urine and feces. We need at least two actors with white beards.
Filming will begin on location in the Flatbush area of Brooklyn Sunday, January 28th and should conclude by Monday afternoon. Compensation is $100 per day and will only be given after release forms are signed. Non-union performers are welcome. Please be over 21 with a valid ID. We also need to rent a sefer torah with a yad for the grand finale scene. We can pay $100 per day to anyone who can provide them.A ll men in the grand finale scene must bring their own tallis and tefillin (phylacteries) and white yom kippur yarmulkas.
Labels: Craig's List, Pervs
posted by GoodGirlGoneGood @ Tuesday, January 16, 2007
6 comments
6 Comments:
Where do we find the original posting of this ad?
Kinky:
You’re not suggesting JumpinJewish made it up, are you?
It was removed from Craig’s List, but the site below, Seven Fat Cows, copied it as well, before it was removed.
http://sevenfatcow.wordpress.com/2007/01/13/auditions-for-frum-porn-film-not-a-joke/
Zoe:
While scatological humor is not my thing, I do not think that it is fair to define the person who posted it as a self-hating Jew. The humor is probably meant to make fun of both Jewish ritual and excessive prudishness. However, different people define their Jewishness differently. The person who posted it might have a strong Jewish identity, and feel proud to be Jewish, but not share the same values and beliefs as to what it means to be Jewish that you do.
Obviously a joke that wasn't very funny- satire needs to become more outrageous as it goes on so that the reader knows it is in fact satire- this writer didn't know how to write a good satirical piece of fiction.
Horny Much?
Or
Kinky much?
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