TomKat won't eat Unkosher Donuts!

New York Mag has a hysterical article about a Staten Island Rabbi who has been granting a "kosher" certification to Dunkin' Donuts franchises that serve bacon, ham, and sausage - oh wait, "the meats come all prepackaged" and "the employees have to wear gloves". So, kinda ok.

Have no fear Ortho-Jews, this rabbi has been fired. Though, he leaves by yelling "I know a lot of people with beards who go into my stores".

"Beards"? - is the rabbi talking about other Rabbis, or women who marry gay men? Now, Im totally confused. Does this mean that TomKat eat kosher or that they don't frequent restaurants open on Shabbos?!?!? Someone clear this up.... please!!!!

...only in Staten Island....