Kirsten Dunst: Step Off Our Jewdork!

Kirsten: "You have to kiss alot of blow up dolls to land yourself a Jewish prince..."












Jewgrrl was scarily psychic in her prediction that another promising Jewdork would to be swallowed up in the vortox of shiksadom. It didn't take long, but Andy Samberg, hot stuff after his career-making (and hysterical) 'Lazy Sunday' rap on SNL, is now said to be dating Kirsten 'DumpsterDiver' Dunst.

Let it be known that Jewgrrl was enamored of his charms way before trendy, skinny, dentally challenged and drugged out Kirsten jumped on the bandwagon!!! (No, we're not bitter, we just really dislike Kirsten right now.)

Although if it's any consolation, Jewgrrl, the oh-so-reliable 'source' in the article said that "Adam arrived at the club an hour before his date, but when Kirsten arrived, he went inside in the rain to walk her in from the car and didn't leave her side the whole night!"

Who the heck is Adam? And wherefore art thou, Andy?


Andy: "Yeah, I'm the man...got the shiksa. Pass the Mr. Pibs."