Tuesday, March 28, 2006

JYC Version of Gawker Maps: Stalk the Stars in Real Time!

Gawker has put the PR world in a tizzy, since they have started putting their celebrated 'Gawker Stalker' sightings (reader-submitted brushes with celebrity) on itemized maps detailing exact locations of stars' whereabouts at specific dates and times. Publicity flacks are freaking out, claiming that this puts their celebs in grave danger and will ultimately cause the raining down of fire and brimstone and the coming of the anti-Christ.

Well, we all must do our part to bring the messiah, so I'd like to give you all this handy tip:
Yesterday, a movie with Hugh Grant and Drew Barrymore was being filmed right next door to Kinko's on W. 72nd between Broadway and West End Avenue.

So please visit, stalk away and do your best to scare the living daylights out of Ken Sunshine (who reps Leo DiCaprio, Orlando Bloom, etc. for those shamefully not in the know). It really can be such fun - I'll never forget the sheer look of terror on Al Reynolds' face when I asked him where his porcine wife Star Jones was.

And may I issue a challenge: If anyone manages to find Tom Cruise and ask him when he's coming out the closet, I will give them a huge Jewish smackeroo!

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