Your Desk May Be a Toilet

In this hideously wintery time of year (okay, theoretically wintery since yesterday and many other days have been rather heiss), CNN asks the pressing question, "Is your desk making you sick?"

Yes, campers, a study has shown that the typical worker's desk has hundreds of times more bacteria per square inch than an office toilet seat. Chew on that...okay, don't, ew.

Maybe that's because of all the shagging that people are doing on their desks during lunchtime quickies on mikvah days.