Life Cycle Events: Birthday & Wedding Edition

First off, mazel tov to Tom Cruise (aka Scientologist Psycho) and his robotic bride Katie. I wish them a life full of e-meters and anti-depressants.

Second, it's my birthday! Aren't I pretty? (Okay, that's ScarJo - Scarlett Johannsen - but we share the same birthday. And we're both blond.)