Intervention: Lindsay Lohan Edition

Someone get this girl off the disco dust and into rehab (since mom Dina is too busy partying to take an interest). Even her stylist can't keep up with her. For the love of G-d, she's only what, 19? Slow down, Linds....take time to smell the roses, or at least the carrot juice. That's gotta be better than the Columbian shizzle you're sniffing.

What happened to the talented actress from 'Mean Girls'? Bungalow 8 aint that great. Listen to a 28 year old sage (me) and enjoy your youth. You don't want to be burned out by 23.