Arkansas Jews - WTF?!?!?

The New York Times reports about the Wal-Mart Jews popping up in Bentonville, Ark. Ok, I have a few issues with this:

WTF #1) Jews and Wal-Mart?!
WTF #2) I won't even go to Staten Island, yet, these MOTs are willingly. Moving. To. Arkansas.
WTF #3) Why wasn't Chabad there to begin with?
WTF #4) Will the Heeb moms soon be the next beauty pageant psycho parents forcing their kids to become Little Ms. Arkansas?