Greetings from Gehennom - Mashiach is on the Way!
(Satan):"Hi! I'm Satan. Nice to meet you. Isn't it heiss? Yes, another job well done by me. Oy a broch! It really is boiling! Where is that air conditioner? Wouldn't that be a machaya right now?"
"Now, have I got an idea for you...it concerns borrowing your roomate's eggs without asking..."
It's official - it's hot as all hell, which means only one thing: Mashiach is on the way! One of the prophecies of the Messianic Era was that the weather would radically change, and look, it has. Last week it was frrreeeezing, and now it's hottttttt.
Nevermind that your hair is soggy, your shirt is sticking to your back and you haven't unpacked your summer wardrobe. Don't bother unpacking. Mashiach is coming - better have that suitcase ready!
So holla back to Hades and tell (The Official Church of) Satan you say shalom!!! (He's that little red man over your shoulder that always gets you to commit pritzus such as eating at Viva and ogling the Central Park Reservoir joggers in their itty bitty shorts.)
posted by GoodGirlGoneGood @ Tuesday, May 30, 2006
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2 Comments:
All this speculation about satan is dandy but until you start actually telling us which layer of hell you go to for eating at certain restaurants and watching the central park joggers, you aren't doing a very good job-
Now I have to admit that the central park joggers- that's got to be the layer of hell reserved for the lustful. But Viva, is that the level for the gluttons or the hypocrits? Is it an arab place? and hence the level of those who are traitors to country?
For those of us outside the tri-state area you gotta give us a bit of help!
Amishav -
I'll clue you in. Viva is a kosher pizza place but it's open on Shabbos so it's 'debatable.' But they have the most delicious pizza on the Upper West by far...
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