TomKat Formalizes Placenta-Eating Wish Into Mass Reality

"YES!!!! Afterbirth Apple Crisp is being served today!"





Well, hidey ho! I was innocently passing the Beacon Theatre (on 76th & Broadway) and I guess they were setting up for some show because there were catering vans outside.

But this was not just any catering company - it was called TomKat Catering!!!

I suspect an evil conspiracy - a front for CrazyKat! It all came together as I remembered, that pre-FrummySuri's birth, Mr. Tom Impossible inexplicably stated that he was going to devour his baby's warm, delicious and gooey placenta.

Happily, Scientologists now have a luscious menu from which to choose their cultish cookies. Witness this inventive and delish dish: Umbilical Cord 'Child' Chili Con Carne. Mmmm!!!