If you don't move to Israel now, this gorilla will eat you

"Make Aliyah now - oh, you're comfortable here in America? Aren't you looking like a banana?? RAHHHHHHRRRRRRR!!!!"


As I searched Aish HaTorah's website for some spiritual nourishment (since those soy chips sure as heck weren't doing it), I chanced upon the lovely picture above.

Apart from the unflattering, porno-ish angle of the gorilla and he(?)/she(?)'s extra-large booty, I was shocked by the blatant scare tactics currently being employed by Aish. Oh, so the Torah codes weren't forcing everyone to become religious? You have to sic APES on us?

(I have no explanation for the 'filters' part of the title, so use your yiddishe imagination for that one.)