Orthodox Shul Holding Auditions for Jewish Drag Queens...

Apparently, Congregation Oheb Zedek is holding auditions for drag queens on the Upper West Side!

Ok, maybe they're not exactly holding auditions for drag queens... but their announcement below is begging for some Young Jewish Professional (Shachris at 9:30 on Shabbos morning, btw) to audition (B'SD) all dragged out with the name Miss Sheguneh!

You can be the next Spice Shprintzeh in this GirlBand!
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Hi, everyone. Just a reminder for tonight's (female only) auditions (below).

Also watch for upcoming events for Yom Haatzmaut and throughout May...

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AFTER PESACH comes...

B'SD

Auditions! for OZ's very first

ALL FEMALE MUSICAL PRODUCTION!!!

If you like to ACT, SING, DANCE
or be involved in a theatre production in any way
(and are female!)

Please mark your calendar for
MONDAY, APRIL 24th, 6 - 8 pm, for
Auditions!
Congregation Ohav Tzedek ("O.Z.")
118 West 95th St.@ Columbus Ave.
1/9/2/3 to 96th&Bway or C/B to 96th&CPW

FYI Details:
*Monday rehearsals and mid-June performance
*Please prepare an a cappella music selection
(Omer halachot will be observed)
*Call Backs Tuesday 4/25, 9-10 pm
*Questions or trouble making Mon night? 917-686-1211 drozmr@yahoo.com
look forward to seeing you there and
CHAG KASHER VE SAMEACH!!!