My Body is My Menorah: A Naked Display of Love for Chanukah

The Festival of Lights is coming to you live and uncut! JewYorkCity's last post, with its beautifully illustrated picture of a kosher and thoughtfully nude maidele, inspired me...I want to ramble through the dandelions tomorrow morning in nothing but my gatkes...naked as a jaybird! The early morning light that shines off of me will be an abstract reconstruction of the Menorah in its most minimal sense - I think Andy Warhol will be proud. In keeping with the frying theme, I will smear myself with olive oil and cavort in Chanukah bliss!

Although it is cold out, if not now, when? I will pioneer my own chapter of the "Yiddishe Polar Latke Club." Anyone who would like to join me in my artistic Chanukah expression, meet me at the 86th St. and CPW entrance to the park at 6am tomorrow. I'll be the gleamingly oiled shandeh! Bring friends, young children, parents, potential boyfriends - all are welcome in what is sure to be a miracle!




(Okay....I was just kidding....did you really think I would do such a thing....GOSH!!!)