Is it Chanukah or Christmas... Im confused?!?!

My sincere apologies for my extended absence, I truly have no excuse.... I haven't been decorating a tree, lighting a menorah or drinking Kabbalah water... Ive just been "out of it". My therapist says its the "December blues"; I believe it's just lack of motivation.

So... here I am. I spent December going to holiday parties [Oh, Jayson, Merry Christmas!; I'm Jewish; Oh, [pity look on face, and rub a shoulder], Happy Hanukkah, it falls out on Christmas this year!". If one more pig-eater tells me that Chanukah is on Christmas, I'm gonna smoke near the tree in Rock Center!!

I survived the transit strike, though, New Yorkers are assholes! The media portrayed every New Yorker as so helpful during the strike... no one offered ME a ride... well, in the AM when my toosh was needed to be occupant #4 in a southbound of 96th Street, I had more offers than a Craigs List ad... but on my 60 block walk home.... i hitched, and hitched... and no one even stopped to laugh in my face!!!

Krotzmach Day.... I did NOT do the stereotypical go-to-movies-and-eat-Chinese with some M-O-Ts... instead I went to-the-movies-and-ate-Mediterannean food with Christ-lovers!!

I saw Munich, ehhh... it was typical Spielberg (without the Reese's Pieces)... but oh-so-bloody!

Anyway... I'm here and alive.... I'll be posting more regularly in the New Year....

So ...Shanah Tovah, Chag Sameach, Happy Chanukah to the frum, Happy Hanukkah to the fry and Merry Christmas to the Reformed!