It's my birthday and I'll kvetch if I want to

Yes, it's fun to have the cake and all, but 28 is too damn old!!

Yes, I know it's self indulgent to whine and I have my whole life ahead of me, but damn I wish I was 21 again.

Enough kvetching for one day.

Birthday checks made out to the Jumpin' Jewess will be happily accepted.