Jewish Fashion Conspiracy - Confounding White Supremacists in Idaho, Arkansas and All Over the Rhineland

I am departing from my usual slaughtering of hideous fashion, to shout from the heavens that the Jewish Fashion Conspiracy has finally been set into motion! As members of the tribe already know, we've run Hollywood for years (that Yentl had such a big impact), and thanks to our illustrious ancestor Shylock (such a smart boy, how many silly girls wouldn't date him because of his looks) we also are at the helm of the financial world!

And now, dear Jewish brethren, we can finally control fashion! Trends will no longer be decided by swishy men and evil women - our Bnei Akiva youngsters have taken over!

So get out there, and dance in the streets in your new gear! I myself am partial to the "Bris me, I'm Jewish" sect, but we can all co-exist as one. So drop your pre-conceived notions about knitted vs. velvet, and help take over the world, one pair of gotkes at a time.

Ku klux klan - nyah nyah nyah!!!