Frum guy seeking fake wife....

Ahh, so this poor guy has giving up seeing anyone at Sinai, apparently hasn't banged it out in a while, but is kinda frumster and hates going to corporate events without another half. He's an attorney with a full head of hair that wants a trophy-chick to escort him to work events. Either every UWS girl should be on top of this guy (err literally), or someone direct him to the personals in the back of the Village Voice... but to go on Craig's List.... oy, how tacky.