Borat is Surprisingly Hot

-->"I dedicate this award to the suffering of Jewish people throughout the ages. I have joined them in their torment, having become intimately acquainted with Azamat's authentically ethnic yet undeniably gaseous golden globes."

So, we all dismissed the real man underneath the hideous suit, mustache and cloyingly disgusting accent and figured him to be just as gross as his fictitious Kazhak counterpart.

However, Sacha Baron Cohen surprised us all by looking superhot at the Golden Globes. There is hope for Jewish men after all. (Even the picky dude at DListed wants his semitic butt!)

Call me, Sacha! (You don't need that shiksa in lamb's clothing Isla Fisher!)

Sing it with me:

Roses are red
The Israeli flag is white and blue
Come to mama, Sacha
Jumpin' Jewess wants you*

(*but PLEASE ditch the commentary on Azamat's hindquarters)