Things that suck (self indulgent, rainy day version):

1. Rats.
2. Duane Reade.
3. Alarm clocks.
4. Cinnamon raisin challah.
5. Manicure chips. Potatoe stix.
6. Running into annoying people in the Jewish Center (you know who you are).
7. Gym membership fees.
8. Being ridiculed for wearing bubby underwear.
9. Dirty martinis.
10. Prudes, snobs, beeyotches.
11. Ugg boots.
12. Tights that stink after one use.
13. To do lists that never end.
14. Jewish guilt.
15. Not being able to think of anything else that sucks.