Things that rock (happier, precipitation-free version):

1. Crystal Lite.
2. Watching 'Old School' on DVD for the 1,526th time.
3. Gan Asia eaten in front of the TV (preferably while watching Old School or similar).
4. Walls painted a color other than white.
5. 80's sentimental crap songs - Air Supply, Chicago, etc. - especially if played in Cafe Classico.
6. Laminated diplomas.
7. Chocolate chip challah fresh from the oven (without obligatory salt).
8. Getting kudos from your friends' bubbys' for frugal actions such as saving buttons.
9. Nick Lachey. Everything about him.
10. Cursing like a truck driver any old time.
11. Time Warner Center - shiny, clean and out of price range.
12. Old Uncle Moishe, Kivi & Tuki, Toby the Taxi and Schlock Rock songs. Especially 'Achashveirosh.'
13. Bookstores that encourage you to spread out and read their magazines for free.
14. Nelly Furtado for reinventing herself as a hot chick.
15. Anything free, at least in theory. (we're Jewish, aren't we?)
16. Meeting 'cool' boys again that snubbed you in high school. They're older, fatter, balder and desperate. You're hot as hell and you know it. They come over and tell say you're smoking, and you laugh, walk away, and swing your hair. Who's the loser NOW, baby?

I can't top #16. RAWQ!