Life Cycle Events: Anna Nicole Smith's Son Leaves This World, Britney Spear's Son Enters It

I feel kind of bad yet scarily psychic that I made fun of Anna Nicole Smith on Sept. 8, since her son passed away on Sept. 12 for undisclosed (as of yet) reasons. May she be comforted with her happy memories of his brief 20 years, and by her new baby daughter (father undisclosed, but it's definitely not her dear, departed 125 year old husband).

A big mazal tov to Britney Jean Spears and her husband, Kevin (Unemployment)Line, on the birth of a baby boy. Hopefully they will follow their past good judgement and refrain from calling him "Cheetoh" or "Red Bull" and name him something nice and normal like Rick or Billy Bob. May the new baby be zoche l'torah, chuppah and ma'asim tovim. And may his first good deed be to kick his horribly rapping (baby) daddy K-Fed out of the house.