Tom Cruise: Coming Soon to a McDonald's Near You

YES!!!!! Icky Tom Cruise's creepy and annoying antics have finally caught up with him. Sumner Redstone, head of Paramount, dropped the Scientology Spaceball's contract because, quote, "His recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount."

Ha - it's begun. Middah k'neged midda - what goes around comes around. Can't wait to see what G-d has in store for Mel Gibson, Certified Anti Semite and Alcoholic. I think this is a sign that Mashiach is coming!