Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Wow - This (Jewish) Gang Bang Has Standards!

Ah, Craig's list - the bastion of all things pure. Such a kiddush Hashem is this ad:

JEWISH guys needed for Gang Bang - w4m - 27 (Union Square)
Date: 2006-08-22, 1:02PM EDT

PLEASE READ THE AD COMPLETELY AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. (we posted as w4m because we're looking for hetero guys) FIRST - DON'T REPLY to this ad if you're gay. We do HETERO Gangbangs, so you would not enjoy our events. Nothing personal :) This is a gang bang club for clean-cut, professional, and IN-SHAPE Jewish men. We hang out and gang bang girls together, in addition to hanging out, networking, etc. We are in touch with our heritage and proud to be Jewish men. And we come together to team up on (deleted by ed. - too filthy to put on our site) gang bang style. Comaraderie and khavura. We are NOT just looking for guys who want to get laid. We are looking for guys who want to be a part of a brotherhood, a true team. We, as a brotherhood, stand shoulder to shoulder with Israel in these very difficult times. Am Yisrael Khai! If you're interested, please reply to this ad. Our group is for clean-cut professional Jewish guys in their 20's or 30's, who are good looking, in good shape, AND PROUD TO BE JEWISH. We get a lot of fakes replying to our ad, so if you want to be considered SEND A FACE PIC WHEN YOU REPLY. Yes, a face pic. No exceptions. We know some will think we are "collecting pics," but we know we're for real, so we don't care what people think :) We also don't care what the dude "flagging" and "deleting" our ad says - we know we're real and have the events under our belt to prove it. The guy posting that we are fake is someone we rejected, and we have evidence of that. Lehitra'ot!

1 Comments:

At 11:37 PM, Blogger Erica said...

Wow, I'm speechless.

I seriously think that that post is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen since I started going on the Internet in 1998.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall (in the no-squirt zone, of course) at that soiree.

Good heavens, our people sure do some crazy things.

Am Yisrael Why?

 

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