Random Jewish Rhymes - A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Waste, Ich Vaist

Can you sin while in Spin (class)?

Or to put it another way, if you fantasize about the delish yet unhalachic things you want to do to the beefy instructor while exercising, is it 'sinning while Spinning?'

Does Governor Pataki have backne (back acne, get with the times people)?*

Do you hurl on a Guy Named Earl? Or do you just pour mayim on Chaim when he leaves you the Pizza Roma shrayim?

Does the thought of OZ's Tuesday Night Learning fill you with yearning, or does it leave you squirming?

Is Kabbalah Water krunk, or just junk? (Junk, I think. No, I don't think, I KNOW.)

Does Eretz have merits? Or do you reach your grocery goal at Supersol?

When you pass by apartments in the James Tower, Key West or Westmont, do you hear groaning or moaning?

Is Madonna a Jew? Does her cheek have a pinkish hue? Is Guy Ritchie going to divorce her (don't say such things - poo poo!)?

Good night. Be good, kids - don't fight. Save electricity - turn off the light. And remember, Mama (that is Jumpin Jewess) is always right.

*I ask because he just had a rather long stint in a hospital bed. It's not like I have anything against the man. Okay, maybe I do.