Donald Trump needs a new wig...

...Yet he doesn't seem to give a fig.

Here are some other obvious, rhyming observations from the completely random (today) Jumpin Jewess:

-Chocolate is good,
-Sukkahs are made of wood.

-Saddam Hussein is bad,
-Faucet filters were a stupid Jewish fad.

-Ashton Kutscher is a big punk,
-Lil' Kim has junk in her trunk.

-Fishnet stockings are hot,
-The girl from "A Small Wonder" was a robot.

-Skeletons are made of bones,
-I want to kill Star Jones.

-When it gets hot, we tend to perspire,
-'Someone' at the Young Israel needs to retire. **blind item alert**

-April is known for its rain,
-In my elementary school (YCQ) cafeteria, they served chow mein.

-Viva Pizza is yummy,
-When Pesach is over, I will have an ache in my tummy.