Forget 1-800-DIVORCE, Just Call MTV

MTV must be stopped! Every single couple that participated in one of their reality shows about 'their love' has ended up divorced:

First Nick & Jessica - 'Newlyweds' no longer. (Ed: Goooo Nick - come to Mama.)

Then Carmen (Elektra) and Dave (Navarro) - what happened to 'Until Death Do Us Part'?

Now Shana Moakler and Travis Barker (of Blink 182) are the newest casualty - no more 'Meet the Barkers' for them.

There might be other reasons:
1. Nick was tired of hearing Jessica's creepy pa talk about her bazoombas;
2. Carmen got sick of Dave stealing her eyeliner;
3. Travis got sick of his wife's overly somatic state.

Still, I'm beginning to think MTV cut a sweet deal with Jacoby & Meyers.*

*For 'when it's time' to call a lawyer.