Lisa Loeb and Hamas Respond: What's on your iPod?

We were so lucky to have been granted this illuminating interview....

Q. What's on your iPod?

Lisa Loeb - i.e. Tush-baring #1 Single/LL Butt J
"You Say (I Only Screech When I Sing)"
"Don't Talk (shh shh), Just Daven" (editor: inexplicable choice)
"It's Been A Hard Day's Night (and My Tush is Cold)"
"I Bought a Toothbrush, Some Toothpaste, Some Cats Eye Glasses for My Face" (editor: yeah, those have gotten pretty old)

The Spiritual Leader of Hamas
"Achmed Has Left (After the Love is Gone)" (editor: Achmed is pretty hot)
"This Love is Syria-ous" (Gwen Stefani/Falafel Mosque Remix)
"Billy Jean...and 1,000 Virgins Are My Lovers" (editor: I've heard that Viagra plays some part in this)
"Just a Spoonful of Kerosene Makes the Synagogue Go Down" (Mary Poppins/Temple of the Mount Remix)

Q. What's your favorite place to vacation?

LL Butt J
The singles cruise to Alaska. They had the best kosher food, a disco, and some really authentic, Jewish shlubs for me to choose from. Plus, the whale and nature watching was a plus. I composed some beautiful new rhymes while admiring the view of a chossid holding an eagle perched on his fingers.

The Spiritual Leader of Hamas
The caves of Afghanistan. Sheik Osama has been most welcoming, and there is enough room for me to do wheelies in my wheelchair in great comfort.

Q. What's your favorite color?

LL Butt J
Flesh, and the whole pallet of colored sprinkles.

The Spiritual Leader of Hamas
What kind of idiotic question is that, you daughter of a donkey? I will incinerate you with the wrath of 763 she-goats going to the slaughter!!!

Ummm....interview terminated.