Will the Donald hire someone who has to leave early on Fridays?

So, Apprentice 5 began last night, and Jewish blogs all over cyberspace are reporting on the closely watched 2 Ortho-candidates The Donald has chosen from the million or so applicants.

Dan, left, (YU graduate-turned-Teaneck-living-husband) and Lee, right, (HAFTR-going-5-towner) are now in the pool of the rest of the really-goyish-looking cast. Currently, they are on the same team. This should be interesting to see (the mean-girls in me wants to see them rival each other, heh heh).

Lee looks like he can play the kid on Sopranos who keeps getting arrested for drugs and Dan seems like he should be on the cover of a Harlequin novel with his shirt slung over his halfy-bared-shaved chest. But, kudos to these two shul-going yids for making it this far.

We look forward to seeing their progress.