Lincoln, Cheney, Jewish trees and St Valentines...and it's only Tuesday!

Saturday - Dick shoots his wad
Sunday - Lincoln's birthday
Monday - Jewish Arbor Day
Tuesday - St Valentine's Day

Wow - now as a damned good Jew, I have to sermonize and connect the above 4 consecutive occurrences and somehow tie it into this week's Parsha. Because I don't know this week's parshah, I'll have to just tie them to each other.

Veep Dick shoots a big load into his lawyer friend (come on, we've all wanted to shoot a lawyer or two at sometime), Lincoln GOT shot; Jewish Arbor Day really means nothing to me (i hate those damned fruit anyway) and St Valentines is for the goyim!

So, I have no real way to connect these 4 random occurrences... Though, Dick shooting, Abe being shot on, trees being phallic and Valentine's day being the "friday night" of the goyim is all kinda relative.