Transvestite on the Loose in the Westmont!
Enough of the Anonymous dude - he's so over - I'm much more into Inconsiderate Cellphone Man anyway. I bring you this hilarious and frightening exchange from the wonderful Overheard in New York:
Title: They Used to Be
Guy: So you went out with this great guy, and then he just told you he's a girl?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: I just love having these crazy conversations in the elevator, and everyone thinks you're insane.
Doors open. Everyone gets out.
Guy: This is your floor? Oh no! Those people are your neighbors!
--Elevator, 96th & Columbus aka Westmont
2 Comments:
Blah blah blahdy blah, heard it all before, you are living the UWS dream. Only the dream belongs to the UWS and not you.
And Schnooks, I have a right to call you sweet nothings. You told me you think you love me. Remember? (Or was that just spin?)
My name is Moo Moo. And I am the anonymous blog monster. Where is Schnookums this morning, I am pining for her?
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