Condi Makes Out in Lebanon, But Gets No Love in Return

Apparently, Condi received a rather paltry welcome yesterday despite her flamboyant exchange of kisses with Lebanese Prime Minister Fouad Siniora on her fleeting visit to Beirut.

This all sounds very salacious and exciting. I want to know exactly what happened!!!

Was there tongue involved?
Any activity on second or third base?
Did Fouad murmur her name and compliment her Ferragamos?
Did Condi do the dreaded 'walk of shame' after? (Was that why the visit was so 'fleeting'?)

Clue us in - you can't just say something like that and leave it dangling!!!