Liz Taylor proclaims: "I like food too much," as the Jewish nation applauds

Elizabeth Taylor is definitely just like us Jews. This week, she stated, "I wish I could be that size, but I can't be. I enjoy food too much. In the end, I'm too hedonistic. I enjoy pleasures."

I don't know about the hedonistic part, but she definitely got the J-lingo down on the food part. So Yiddin, stuff in another bagel, chug the chicken soup and become a blob as you eat an entire brisket. La Liz says it's okay, and that should be enough for us!