Monday, September 19, 2005

More fun JYC (that's Jew York City to you!) slang

Juidda - Jewish girl who is a nidda. Look but don't touch! On second thought, don't bother looking. Related:
Juiddo - Jewish boy who does not heed Torah's warning of dire punishment and pursues the Juidda. Not to be confused with Guido, a sweaty player type who populates Brooklyn and Staten Island and drives around in white cars with purple highlights around the license plates.
Gehennom - Catty Jewish girl roomates who give you an ayin hara every time you bring a cute boy over to the 'shared living room' of your apartment. Usually divine punishment for taking an apartment with people you don't know, based on a bangitout.com listing and no knowledge of your potential housemates.

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