Tribal Terminology

Here's some fun JewYorkCity slang for the semitin in the sky, wavin side to side (non-alphabetized, for you Grammar Trolls in the audience)-

MOT = Member of the Tribe (i.e. Steven Speilberg yes; Giselle Bundchen - we wish; David Duke = NEVAH!)
Jullet = Jewish mullet. Primarily found among Jews of southern origin and those that frequent cut-price places (see Supercuts)
MDK? = Marry, do or kill? A game played among superficial Jewboys (and some fearless Jewgirls) in which they rate passing MOT on the Great Lawn, OZ and other such places. These rating are based only on looks and as such, superficial paricipants state whether they: want to stand with the contestant under the chuppah for all eternity, know them in the biblical sense for just one memorable night (probably in late December back in '63), or commit a sin for which they should sacrifice their own life before committing (e.g. murder by justification of hideousness)
Matityahu = Jewish rapper who somehow made it into the pantheon of fame, the New York Times (just like our very own Forrest Gump, J-Boy Littman). See also leader of the Maccabbees in ancient Greece.
Moobs = Man boobs, found primarily among lazy Jewish boys, usually in their late twenties, who have lost their high school/college basketball playing leanness, and have grown lazy on a diet of fressing Dougies and sitting in front of their computer at work. It wouldn't kill them to hit Synergy a few days a week.
Mandals = Uncool sandals usually worn by Yids who look like Jewpolean Dynamite. To this we say: nisht!

More to come - shalom for now!