Ari, it's Ellul. Please, watch the Nivul Peh!

We love Ari Gold, dreamy Vince's fast-talking, uber-Jewish agent on HBO's "Entourage." The show's depiction of Ari's daughter's (Reform) Bat Mitzvah, replete with signing board, brought tears to our eyes. But we cannot believe our 'Hava Nagilah' loving ears every time he utters his profanity laden catchphrase! It's so terrible, we can't even bring ourselves to blog it.

Ari, please accept our mussar: you're a wonderful person, and we know you mean well. You are rodeph shalom, and need to provide parnasah for your family. But it's almost Rosh Hashana, and we worry for your neshama. Might we humbly suggest that you alter your trademark phrase just slightly, to "Let's hug it out, bubelleh!"???

Ari, please don't cry. Remember, regret is part of the teshuva process!