Almost doesn't count...

New York Magazine features an article on www.almostmetjew.com, a web site that allows Jews who missed their opportunity to approach the opposite sex to finally do so. Watch out Upper West Side singles, it seems like the new pickup joint is at Brach's Supermarket in Lawrence. The article mentions "a tznius Pam Anderson" and guy-spying girls at parades. Though, one girl is looking for the dude that wore a "yellow tie that had either ducks or turkeys on it" - now we all know that describes half the crowd at OZ on a Friday night. Paging Chaim Szafranski: You stole the tallis bag of some other dude with shockingly, the same name as you.