The perplexing Aleph-Bet....

These Jewish kids in Southwest Florida are finally experiencing real Judaism!! Kudos for the recent Chabad invasion of Southern Sarasota County (wherever the hell that is).
Upon the arrival of the Schmerlings (of course that's their name), the mini-Jews find the Aleph Bet "perplexing" and one boy was caused to "fidget uncomfortably" upon wearing a yarmulke. Ha, little does he know... that's sort of the easy part. Someone get this kids bobby-pins!